I hope everyone has an overwhelming sensation about my boobs, Because they are 3D and they look great.
Submitted by Kenzie1998 3 months ago
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I hope everyone has an overwhelming sensation about my boobs, Because they are 3D and they look great.
Submitted by Kenzie1998 3 months ago
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Teacher: What's the capital of Ohio?
(Brittany raises her hand)
Teacher: Brittany?
Brittany: O!
Submitted by Gleeksforeva1 5 months ago
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Dude: Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait, are you working on a time machine too?
Submitted by Gleeksforeva1 5 months ago
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When I smile I look like an adult baby but with boobs.
Submitted by Gleeksforeva1 5 months ago
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The Glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.
Submitted by MrBabyBearx about 1 year ago
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Guys, I'm really nervous. Ke$ha has been a cultural icon for weeks, and I really want to do her music justice.
Submitted by paulfedory about 1 year ago
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She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.
Submitted by Wexi99 over 1 year ago
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This room looks like the room on that spaceship where I got probed.
Submitted by Wexi99 over 1 year ago
4 loves
I wore a tank-top today because I thought it was summer. No one ever taught me how to read a calendar.
Submitted by paulfedory over 1 year ago
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Most teachers think by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
Submitted by paulfedory over 1 year ago
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I don't brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was some sort of dentist.
Submitted by ashaj over 1 year ago
4 loves