Mark Twain Quotes

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see.”

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn't.

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

You need to make your vocation your vacation.

If it is a miracle, any sort of evidence will answer. But if it is a fact, proof is necessary.

Dentro de 20 años, estarás más decepcionado por lo que no hiciste que por lo que hiciste.

To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

We are all stupid, just on different subjects

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

None of the quotes on this site, attributed to Albert Einstein, are actually by Albert Einstein. NONE. Not one. Whenever anyone thinks of something cute, annoying, incomprehensible, tart, ironic or whatever AND wants to get instant credibility for their inanity, they attribute the quote to either Albert Einstein or to Mark Twain.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person who keeps a parrot.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

...he wasn't a very heavy weight, intellectually. His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

One cannot have everything the way he would like it. A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

Anyone trying to find a motive in my books will be prosecuted and anyone looking for politics will be shot.