1. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

    Yoda

    25 loves

  2. Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

    Woody Allen

    14 loves

  3. Never judge a book by its movie.

    J. W. Egan

    13 loves

  4. Behind every great man... there's a woman rolling her eyes

    Bruce Nolan

    11 loves

  5. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

    Leslie Nielsen

    10 loves

  6. Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

    Woody Allen

    10 loves

  7. It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

    Will Ferrell

    9 loves