1. Life is soooo much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

    Unknown

    7 loves

  2. Think big, and act small.

    Leslie Koch

    1 love

  3. Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life.

    Tom Haverford

    4 loves

  4. The best things in life make you sweaty.

    Edgar Allan Poe

    5 loves

  5. If at first you don't succeed, give up.

    Homer Simpson

    4 loves

  6. The greatest step is out the door.

    German proverb

    2 loves

  7. No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.

    Niels Bohr

    6 loves